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Friday, October 12th, 2007
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wow i forgot this thing even existed.
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Friday, January 5th, 2007
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i dont understand how anyone can write anything slightly personal on here. besides poop. but theres nothing personal about pooping.
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Wednesday, November 29th, 2006
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ok so next time your at home and you need to poop, before you go you should weigh your self, and then weigh your self after, its facinating!
i lost half a kilo earlier today.
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Thursday, October 26th, 2006
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wow i cant even deal with how large this pimple on the inside of my nose is. oh it hurts! also i slamed my thumb in my dresser drawer. see i really did need to call up sick to work
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Monday, October 16th, 2006
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ok so our tv broke, and i walked down to the other lounge room tonight to see what was for dinner and my parents were watching australian idol.
Seriously that kid that got evitced or what ever it is, "bobby" i think his name was, man he could be Rocky Dennis's brother, that kids face is fucked! ok really think back to that movie MASK with Cher and her ugly ugly kid. wow. to be that kids parents. owch.
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Sunday, October 15th, 2006
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Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
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i am surrounded by way too many half empty packets of starbursts. i dont even know how they got there...
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i really think hermits and "lonely people" get a bad wrap, i can see why they do what they do, i really wish i could be so rich that i could have my own place anywhere i dont care where, at this place i dont have to pay rent or any of that crap, i only have to leave my house when i want food or what ever or drugs as i would be that rich that i could afford to support my life long dream of being a coke feind. but besides that i wouldnt leave the house, i wouldnt have to deal with some stupid asian kid on my bus sniffing every 5 seconds for a 45 minute bus ride, i would have to deal with thinking about anyone else, i want to live my life in the most selfish way possible. wow maybe the most serious thing i've ever writen on here, and its still not that serious. stupid piece of crap.
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we had to get rusty put down today, it was sad. im going to miss that smelly little dog. so will my other dog.
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Saturday, April 29th, 2006
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just so everybody knows im very much against bladder and urinery tract infections. i also can not drink any more water if i do im seriously going to puke which really defeats the purpose of me drinking so much water.
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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
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Thursday, October 20th, 2005
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so last night i had bad dreams about zombies, as i am convinced that the bird flu, is going to make us zombies, but it will be even worse because its air born and not just when you get bitten.
no but really, think about it, at first it was only in chickens, then it muitated into a disease that all birds can get i think? then, it muitated to spreading to humans, i dont think its long till we have a full blown zombie out break. im scared.
but anyway i woke up this morning after my zombie dreams and convinced myself that indeed there was an epidemic at hand, i looked out side it was wayy to calm, but then i thought nah it would be on tv if that happened, but it wasnt. thats when i started thinking the outbreak had only just started, but i needed to wee, i really thought i was gonna be attacked as i did my morning wee. but thank god i have managed to live another day. i am great for surviving that.
oh yeah im on the top on the list for that job i went for the other week, the checked my second referance yesterday, i am moving on up.
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Saturday, October 1st, 2005
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i am soo never going out on a saturday night ever again, im just going to stay home and watch THE IRON CHEF. its soo awesome. i suggesst you all forgo having lives and watch it.
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Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
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1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you.
2. I will then tell you what song reminds me of you.
3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me, if I can.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your LJ.
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Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
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so i know that this is going to make me sounds like an utter bimbo or a christan, but i am neither.
so this morning i was getting ready for my job interview, and i got to thinking, when people go to hairdresses to get there hair cut its kinda like them going to church, like the Salon i guess you'd call it is the church( place of worship) then, the hairdresser is like the priest. then i was thinking, those people who go every couple of weeks are the hardcore churchies, and then you've got the people that go just for the holidays or when they feel guilty or something, then you have your "athiest's" of the system, that cut their own hair. see it really does work out.
i have had two job interviews this week, well kinda they were both with recruitment agentcies.
i am tired.
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Thursday, September 1st, 2005
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so turns out that the last doctor i saw was probably insane. i found out today why i feel like crap, i have severe glandular fever and an inflamed liver. i was told not to play any sport as if i get hit my liver could start to bleed. this actually makes me feel alot better, as my last doctor was going on about me having some strange and rare diseases. oh well. like seriously what kind of doctor asks if you have been playing with cows lately?
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Thursday, July 21st, 2005
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i couldnt give a fuck about the atkins diet but look, its a monster made outta dildos.
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